t2

REMEMBER,
BUTTERBALL TURKEY
IS NOT AFFILIATED
w/ GRANDPA's
BUTTERBALL FARMS
BUTTER, APART from the
fact that grandpa sold
the name “butterball”
many years ago to the
turkey company (as an
aside, grandpa dabbled
in the meat business as
well, & always hosted
big thanksgiving meals
at the butterball
mansion:

The Recipe Critic

Saturday, November 29, 2025

"Cooking a turkey kills roughly as many people every year as tornadoes or lightning... - " News

https://revolver.news/2025/11/cooking-a-turkey-kills-roughly-as-many-people-every-year-as-tornadoes-or-lightning/ 

"
But here's the thing: deep-frying turkeys actually kills about as many people every year as tornadoes and lightning, according to the National Fire Protection Association. On average, five people die, sixty get injured, and more than fifteen million dollars in property goes up in flames because someone said, "Relax, this is easy," right before turning their backyard into Pompeii.

Every year, firefighters try to warn Americans about the dangers of deep frying their Thanksgiving dinner, and every year someone decides to thrust a 25 pound frozen bird into a vat of scalding oil..."